Custard Wally - FRONT TO BACK

FRONT TO BACK

You're a gorgeous little squatter
and it's time fer you to know:
There are dangerous amoeba
that can hurt yer cooter so!
Try ta train your digits deftly
not to go against the flow,
Purchase only the finest linaments...
soften, dab and pone.

Front to back....front to back,
Down the stymen, leave some slack.
Front to back....front to back,
Squeeze some lemons....hey girl, mind the flaps!

I will always remember you by the pond,
Sadly smiling, waving front to back.

There are moments when time is fleeting
and the urge is apt to rush,
But please try to pause, preponder
and not beat around the bush.
Porque even the lubest armaments
can get their wheels mired in mush,
Woncha try ta shield yer tulips
and keep yer petals nice and plush?

Front to back....front to back,
Time has told us: That's the track.
Front to back....front to back,
Please deposit no silten plaque along the crack.

I will always remember you by the pond,
Sadly smiling, waving front to back.

It's the smartest thing a girl can do,
Now we're sending all our love and prayers to you.
So do it:

Front to back....front to back,
Smoke a ciggie, have a whack.
Front to back....front to back,
You'll foil haemophillis if you only develop the knack.

Front to back....oh-oh-oh!!...front to back.
Front to back....oh-oh!....front to back.

I will always remember you by the pond,
Sadly smiling, waving front to back.
I will always remember you by the pond,
Sadly smiling, waving front to back