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ALL WRONG, ALWAYS!

Don't smoke that cigarette, you sap.
Aint you heard of cancer yet?
Don't spend three times your salary on useless crap that no one needs.

Don't let your tweeter near a gun.
She'll blow your head off after crushing your nuts.
Don't marry that grubby trailer trash.
They drink your beer then kick your ass.

All wrong, always!
Can't you ever get anything right?
All wrong, always!
No, no, no, no, no!

Don't work the sexist-racist ruse.
Pierce your flesh or get tattoos.
Don't spend your time off getting fat.
Try not to nap on railroad tracks.

Put down the dildo and try a book.
Soak your sphincter and learn to cook.
Don't go hunting with your heirs.
Remember not to feed the bears.

All wrong, always!
Can't you ever do anything right?
All wrong, always!
No, no, no, no, no!

All wrong, always!
What a rubescoop moron,
I could smack you 'til my hands fell off.

All wrong, always!
Chuckleheaded nincumpoop just fell down the stairs.

All wrong, always!
Can't you ever do anything right?
All wrong, always!
No, no, no, no, no!

All wrong, always!
Pudding headed peckerwood picking his noze.
All wrong, always!
Chuckleheaded nincumpoop just fell down the stairs.

 

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