A baffled, grasping parasite
Chapsnatting plagiarized insight.

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Coinbit me lotsa e-bucks 'cos my kitty kat caught scrumpox.
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It's minutes since you've selfied lunch,
We wonder what you're chewing now?
Blowback, self-congratulation,
Foretwatten time of self-lubrication.
Lifey coach prescribes some play dough and a therapy pooch.

A barking disordered service dog,
Service dog indeed!

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Go fund me for a lifetime 'cos the president's a Nazi,
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Salivacious scruffs smirk at inner circle jokes.
Propositioning rakes proffer pokey-poke pokes.

Me too!
Me too!
Me too!

Bestie waiting for you in the crying booth,
Sip a detergent pod then nod off soon.
A victim's ruse,
A kickstart boon,
A superstar for an afternoon.

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Please palpay some simoleon,
I've torched me family’s home again.
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Go fund me for a lifetime 'cos the president's a Nazi,
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