Endless strolls along the beach,
Cellphone never out of reach.
Frumpy clothes and scented sheets,
Legs as hairy as a Greek's.
Maxing out me credit card with abandoned disregard.
Jollies loaded in the rear,
Saying what you need to hear.
Not for me!
Not for me!
No, no!
Discussions of philosophy,
Religion and morality.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Funding phony charities,
Tolerance and HPV.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Shedding pets and unshaved ears,
Broadway shows that run for years.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Overcrowded jazz cafes,
Texting that goes on for days.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Oh, dear!
Constant photos, mindless tweets,
Narcissistic therapy.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Dinner parties, galleries,
Insincere apologies.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Kneeling in a pious pew,
Smelling mama's onion stew.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Nose rings and epiphanies,
Cigarettes and sockless feet.
Not for me!
Not for me!
Oh, no!
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