Dinner date penciled in with power pie,
Upscale beanery,
Trout pout fishing for subsequent pigeon to pluck.

Parrying the rapid fire wif perky lies,
Pussyfoot past dry gland mines,
Probing queries exchanged as we commenced with the game.

Demands before dessert,
She presented her demands before dessert.
Hypergamous alert!
Demands before dessert!

She ordered quite a bit then spoke at length:
Her needs, necessities,
Her inner strength.
Hell-bent and intent on getting my money's worth.

Palavering incessantly thru smoker's phlegm,
She thinks of men as her ATM.
Trashed a lotta partners in grime as garçon uncorked the wine.

Demands before dessert,
She presented her demands before dessert.
Hypergamous alert!
Pay attention to demands before dessert.

She's peeled some eels, needs constant applause.
A self delusion I shall not afford.

A litany of things I'd never want to do,
Her lavish list declared as her entree was chewed.

Demands before dessert!
Demands before dessert!

Demands before dessert!
Uncharted equity with notable net worth.
Demands before dessert!
Substantial cash reserves.

Demands before dessert!
Demands before dessert!

Gimme some chocky cake!