'Cos what we will say and what we will do
Are two different things just like a fop and a shrew.

The finale is jarring.
The impact is great,
Like a flying vase crashing straight in your face.

It'll never be the same.
It'll never be the same.
It'll never be the same, girl.
It'll never be the same.

'Cos when it is thru all over and done
And the walls bear the stripes of the sun.
And when two becomes of what was formerly one,
Still I'm your mule in heat with a definite beat.

And it'll never be the same.

'Cos what we will say and what we will do
Are two different things just like a nun and a newt.

The finale is jarring.
The impact is great,
Just like a can of mace spraying right in your face.

It'll never be the same.
It'll never be the same.
It'll never be the same, girl.
It'll never be the same.