I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING  
       
           Sunrise, 
  The color fills my eyes. 
  A brand new day, a brand new crackpot scheme. 
  Heads shake, 
  Wagging fingers ache. 
  Time to tidy up this messy dream.  
      Looks like: 
        I don't know what I'm doing,  
        what I'm doing, what I'm doing, 
      What I'm doing, doing, doing, 
      Tweedle-dee! 
      I don't know what I'm doing, 
      Such a foolish stoolcap! 
      Lack of planning,  
      sparks are fanning lunacy....and goonacy.  
      Oh no, 
        I've fallen in a hole. 
        I marched right past those blinking lights and cones. 
        Stern union men, 
        Waving flags wif frantic hands, 
        A flowing bloody nose and broken bones.  
      Seems like: 
        I don't know what I'm doing,  
        what I'm doing, what I'm doing, 
        What I'm doing, doing, 
        Such absurdity! 
        Guess I don't know what I'm doing, 
        Like a dim-lit, half-wit; 
        Murder, arson and grand larcen fantasties...are tempting me, 
        They're tempting me!  
      See here, 
        You can blame it on the beer. 
        What seemed at first a dimple was a wart. 
        No raincoat, 
        The dragon's in the moat. 
        A dose of clap, a gonorrheic sword.  
       Seems to be that: 
  I don't know what I'm doing,  
      what I'm doing, what I'm doing, 
        What I'm doing is imbuing ignominy. 
        I don't know what I'm doing, 
        A brew baffled asshole! 
        Down the road, extra-wide load of roguery...'n sociopathy... 
      Has set me free!!!  
        
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