Live At The Continental, 6/18

Foist thingz foist: A BIG THANKS to all our pals who came to our June 1 show. The club was dee-lited.....nice turnout, great crowd, and we actually played pleasantly for a change (we noticed 2 necrophiliacs tapping their fingers and snapping their toes). Y'all truly came thru for us in one of our many half-hours of need and we're grateful....maahhtty grateful. But that was then and this is now....like an inbred, unemployable 2nd cousin we're back again wif chins-a-dripping, asking for more. THE CONTINENTAL was sooo enchanted they've invited us back this SATURDAY.... JUNE 18...8:45 PM...30 minute set. The band has actually had a fluless week wif very little food poisoning...Wraub bought a new tuner wif shiny red lights that seems to keep him occupied, G-Rod entertained at a scientific invention convention in Pittsburgh and Chris just flew in from the Michael Jackson trial where he was hoping to testify, even tho he has no knowledge of anything whatsoever and has never met Michael nor petted Macauly Culkin. Butt seriously folks: If we ever decide to commit murder; give booze and hickeys to kidneyless underage cancer victims; or perform any other eco-friendly, 3rd world acts...we'll be heading to California! Seems they just can't find a competent prosecutor and that suits our lifestyles like bourbon-burpin Tom Snedden suits a double baconcheeseburger wif extra ketchup, super chili fries, side-order of extra hot wings, triple peach cobbler wif 2 scoops and a gallon o'gatorade....better make that a double and throw in a truckload of ho-hos! As always, BRING ID! The bouncer carded Vlad the Impaler and Bea Arthur at our last show. $5 cover charge (we won't get any of it)

CUSTARD WALLY
8:45 - 9:15 PM
THE CONTINENTAL

CUSTARD WALLY
www.custardwally.com
718/596-4841 ext 2

THE CONTINENTAL
25 Third Avenue NYC
(at St. Marks, between 8th - 9th Streets)
212/529-6924
www.continentalnyc.com