Hullo. Thanks to all who attended last month's raucous Knitting Factory
gig....damn, that was fun! The all-ages policy ensured a lively crowd of
yunguns heckling, dancing wif t*ts-a bobbing, and generally whooping it up
til they started vomiting all dem Long Island Ice Tea's around 11:30ish.
Oh, wreckless youth!

The Custards will be playing a 60 minute set this FRIDAY, 1/26, 10:00 at
NIAGARA BAR. This is a cool, wall-to-wall windowed club overlooking
Tompkins Square Park, so you can watch the hipsters smoke their ciggies and
nogoodnicks holding up bespectacled taxpayers whilst sipping yer dirty
martinis and reminiscing of the good old days when nonapologetic gendarmes
clubbed the homeless mercilessly.
NIAGARA BAR has a 4:00 - 8:00 Happy Hour and apparently a copulating singles
scene. Actually, Chris seems to recall getting laid here once in the early
90's when it was known as A7, tho he can't remember by whom/what. And since
it's the East Village, it may be the perfect opportunity for Fidel Castro to
break in his newly transplanted artificial anus!

We'll be rattling the rats downstairs in the Tiki-Room, a grimy little pit
wif Cavern Club overtures. Our stagetime is 10:00, and a DJ starts at
11:00. Quite trendy, eh? Ask Matt about his XMas if you need a laugh and
seek insight into tales of the upper-decker.

BRING ID!! The heat is on and the bouncers gotta do whats they gotta do.

TOILET REPORT: Well-wiped tile, non-adhesive flooring, squattable (tho we
never recommend actually sitting on the throne).

FRIDAY.....JANUARY 26.....10:00....60 minute set