Back at THE TRASH BAR in Williamsburg for a 30 minute set this TUESDAY, JUNE
12 at 9:00. What a smashing little venue! Big stage to stomp around on, 1
stop outta the city on the subway and easy parking. Willysburg is cool, not
too crowded; a pseudo-boho/post industrial setting much like those reviled
in unwatchable indie films, truly terrible socio-romanticized plays and Demo
candidate debatery.

It's Matt's birthday (gift hint: he likes Legos), so to honor
him.......OPEN BAR! Hold on to yer knees, Louise! Have you tried the
whiskey? It's delicious!! A $5 cover charge gets you an open bar from 8:00
- 9:00, hopefully lubing you numb for our saucy set. The band and
confederates vomitingly got their money's worth last month and look forward
to another rousing go-round. Show up early and drink as much as you can!
This'll be a good time to check us out before it becomes too stinkingly hot
and unbearable as the summer heats up. We may debut a horrific new number
if Chris can remember the lyrics, not that anyone can understand a word of
whatever the hell it is he's usually growling about (it's prolly better that
way).

Toilet Report: Yoonisex! (and all that implies), handsoap and non-adhesive
flooring. Apparently the critics & intelligentsia were quite happy to use
the street & sidewalks at our last show. Whatevuh.

TUESDAY, 6/12....9:00 SET....OPEN BAR: 8:00 - 9:00...$5 cover
charge...BRING ID!!