Hello to all!

So glad that winter has past blossoming into seasonal cranefalls and
prostitutional sproutings in the city that never weeps.

We're back at The Sterling Hotel in Allentown, PA this Friday, 3/21 at 9:30
PM.

As fortune would have it, the dumocrats are campaigning in town and have
asked to croon a song or 2 wif yer favorite musical misanthropes! Our
political unawareness idiotically compliments the current cundidates, and
since we strive to remain nudetral in erection years, will be giving each
greenhorn equal mic time.

Claiming he has no rhythm but insisting that change is good, Sheik Hussein
will lead the crowd thru a rousing rendition of "God Damn Amerika".
This might be messy, cos he insists he's never heard the song altho we
hummed it to him twice. It'll be his version of the popular Hawaiian
primetime show, "Muslim Idol."

Speaking of hummers, Hil will be taking centerstage and squatting on a stool
to perform our mutual collaboration "Little Lesbian Lost" during the
acoustic section. We haven't seen Lady C since the ugly breakup of her
scandalous affair with a former drummer's left shoe, but apparently she's
gotten much wider. Of course she denies all this, so heeding Ms. Lewinsky's
consul we've deposited the brogan in a Bear Stearns vault for safekeeping.

STERLING HOTEL.....FRIDAY 3/21.....9:30 (Sterling time).

Toilet Report: The Sterling's fine porcelain squattably suits campaign
pledgery, so buttock up and spew your unfulfillable promises!

STERLING HOTEL
343 Hamilton Street
Allentown PA 18101
http://www.thesterlinghotel.com
610 433 4380