Hello to all encumbering many positive reflections!

Last minute road show this Friday, 5/15, in Williamsport, PA at SITE B. Site B's a snappy, renovated ol' pajama factory and perfect bacterial breeding ground for a soon-to-fester "scene"!

Also be an "all-ages" venue, so no booze or presweetened lollipops, drunkies. Do lotsa shots and git fired up at home to inflame the heckler's yap before driving down to join us. A quick glance at SITE B's website perceives Sheriff Buford perchance ambitiously eyeing the parking lot as well, so no holding-of-hands for drifting young luvvers!

We'll be sincerely crooning a 40 minute set following our pals, The Whatleys (who were kind enuff to allow us use of their gear) at 8:30 PM. Previous gigs wif borrowed equipment have been known to inspire the band's infamous "WHO: LIVE on THE SMOTHERS BROTHERS" imitation tribute. Prolly not a wise idea tho: The Whatleys are of ham-fisted, stout midland stock!

Freely dispensing our enchanting new concert video culled from the Wally Archives, "LIVE AT SPIRAL" as swell. A bothersome document from the late 90's, this dvd features 2 separate shows performed in Alphabet City for Online TV. Arguably (as always), the first show captures that line-up at their best. The 2nd show is the infamous "Immodium Gig" when flu-addled stringsmen fumbled alongside an obese, topless beatmeister whilst the proctagonist is slowly bequeathed a series of convulsing electrical shocks. Select the "Shock The Monkey" bonus feature and voyeuristically saturate the sadistic fun!

FRIDAY....MAY 15....8:30 PM

TOILET REPORT: Dunno yet, do we? Wunnid expect sticky floors wif wantonly discarded Proactiv cannisters, wet toilet paper all over da stalls, seldom flushings, and so forth.