Ottoberfest this Sunday

Aloha, sun-seared journeymen. Without wishing to sound inordinately moribund, we're g*ddamn glad this *#!&(%*#!(# heat wave is thru for now! Jeessh, we've never wanted to strangle so many people in so short a time frame. Butt flatulate no longer roasted comrades, there's minor chords in the mist:

OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD.......SUNDAY, JULY 28.....7:30.....30 minute set

Fool bill acqui:

http://www.mrfwood.com/events/2013/07/130728.html

Harken ye Spritzers, Weiners, Pristine Quims and incumbents of the political cesspool! You'd be wise to adhere to the subsequent symphonius sophistry til the votes are miscounted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq5yrIXt89w

Ahhh, phuggg it....ya can't tell any of these polyptical types anything. Such sick, filthy minded, moist-mouthed little parasites. We despise them all and envision processing the lot in a finely granulated mill.

Toilet Report: We only squirt here, or in any intermutual loo for that matter, but this one's a consistent winner. Always lotsa lather and paper towels, additional options available. The rough looking, leathered, tattoo bandana boyz apparently have Oakleyesque aim. Sometimes the girlies are a bit cavalier.

CUSTARD WALLY
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OTTO'S SHRUNKEN HEAD
538 East 14th Street (Ave A - B)
New York, NY 10009
212 228 2240
http://www.ottosshrunkenhead.com