Wally in Labor on Thursday

Following their no-show at the VMA's, The Custard Clan will be going into labor day holiday with a seasonal recital on Thursday at The Delancey. The id! and Bergo '45 will be strumming along, ensuring the orchestrations of a memorable event.

Do you believe them MTV execs? Preening, poncified pseudo-pimps and panty moistening teen slags lip-synching arhythmically to strobes and drum programming in our very own Brooklyn backyard! Pendulously swinging their salty podices in fronta the collective gaping maw of the nation...oh, the outrage! Why weren't we invited, we were most certainly available? Our allegros are the perfect ribald accompaniment for such bacchanalian revelry! Perhaps it's time for us to consider some collagen injections or tasteful falsies.

Some loudable cinema verite the MTV panel overlooked:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qm-m2GPvHOo

THE DELANCEY.....THURSDAY, 8/29......8:00 PM...$5 cover.....45 Minute Set

Toilet Report: Never an issue here. Extremely well thought out. Emergency commode in basement rear for emergency release, spacious spa-like loo upstairs for a more relaxing experience.

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